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I'm not good writing about myself. I'll just leave it as I'm new here and wanting to meet new friends. If anyone has any advice for me, I'm more than willing to listen.
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A young mind tells it like it really is ...
Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Last night on a plane back home from Dallas to Tyler, I was sitting with
a friend I've known for many years, talking about church and a whole lot
of political things. Being a
US Congressman, Louie visits alot of
different churches in the area throughout the year and he told me of
what happened in a local church on this past Easter that made me roll
with laughter, to the point of tears.

The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children
to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had
them sit around him.

He said "Today is Easter and you all loo k so handsome and beautiful.
Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what
the resurrection is?" One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor
said "Please tell us what the resurrection is". The boy, proud that he
knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting
more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!" It took a solid 10
minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter
going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that boy's voice
won't be.
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh ...
Saturday, June 9, 2012

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh....

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."


"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.

 

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Dating in 1957
Thursday, May 24, 2012


 
You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this...
 
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
 
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?
Lemonade? Iced tea?"
 
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
 
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
 
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."
 
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
 
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
 
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
 
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
 
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
 
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
 
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
 
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
 
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
 
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist!
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Quote of the Year
Monday, April 30, 2012

 

One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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The Farmhand ...
Thursday, April 26, 2012



The Farmhand



A successful farmer died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the farm, but
knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand..

Two men applied for the job. One was a gay Englishman and the other a
drunk Irishman.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew
a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a
really good job, and the farm looks great. You should go into town and
kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired."

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thank you soo much!......very sweet of you!
Added: Monday, August 2, 2010 3:23am
 Well, so far, I feel that you are doing a spectacular job ! I love the jokes ! Thank you !
Just my luck, I am not a post-op TS.
Added: Thursday, March 4, 2010 1:58am
 just read your most recent blog entries and am still laughing!!!! Thank you. I needed a good laugh!!!!
Added: Thursday, February 25, 2010 7:36pm
Your blog can make a person LMAOROTF, you have some great stuff to read.
Added: Saturday, May 2, 2009 9:41pm

Well thank you very much for your kind words. I think the sun shined a little bit brighter today because of your very nice compliment............... thank you!

Added: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 10:11pm

Very cute

Added: Saturday, November 22, 2008 12:33pm

GREAT STORIES iAMWHOiAM, CAN'T REMEMBER LAST TIME i LAUGHED SO HARD AND LONG AND OUT LOUD EVEN. tHANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY.

Added: Friday, November 21, 2008 11:44pm
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