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Off the market and grinning about it :D
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I'm currently in a long-term relationship, and off the market. You snooze you lose, gals! (jk)

I still come around the bedroom chat on occasion, just to say "hi" and talk to old friends. Maybe you'll see me there!
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Hi folks! I keep getting anonymous views from some of you ladies, and I'm pretty sure that at least some of them are repeats. Don't be shy...I hang out in the bedroom, boudoir, and lovinglarge chats. Say hi! :D
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Well, now...this is awkward
Thursday, July 28, 2011
I just had a rather odd experience, the last couple days.
I had made a new friend on here, in Bedroom chat.  She invited me to come and chat in Yahoo, and I came to yahoo, and we talked for several hours.  I left thinking I'd be talking to her again soon. 
I hadn't seen her on Yahoo for the last couple days, so I checked on SA to see if she'd been on today...and I've been blocked.  I have no idea why.

She's a regular in the Bedroom chat, but rarely talks in the main room.

So, if you read this, lady, then you'll know who you are, and here's a message for you:

I won't try to contact you again, here, or on Yahoo, either.  I have no idea why you blocked me, and I suppose it doesn't really matter, although after our conversation, being blocked is more than a little confusing.  Was it not you, talking to me, but somebody else using your account?  DId somebody "find" our conversation who wasn't supposed to, perhaps? a boyfriend or husband you didn't tell me about?  

It doesn't matter.  I don't have any great desire to talk to  you, unless you want to talk to, I hope you have a great life, and that someday I find out what the heck happened, for curiousity's sake if nothing else.


Things are often not as they appear, online.  Somebody who finds you fascinating today may find you boring, (or even horrifying) tomorrow.  That's life :D

Moving right along, now....

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A Word To Gay And Bi Guys
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Please, do me the courtesy of reading my sexual preferences on my profile.  I am looking on here for WOMEN.  
Not men.  Not for bois.  Not for male humans, ok?
SO.....PLEASE...stop mailing me, and stop tickling me.  I'm just not interested, no matter HOW large your cock I don't need pictures of it, or of you, nor do I want them.

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Comments blocked?
Monday, July 11, 2011
Wow....I can't even SEE the comments on my profile, let alone make any of my own in response.  How bizarre.
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Robert Burns
Sunday, March 27, 2011
I'm posting this because I like it.  What can I say, I like poetry :D  so sue me :D

To A Mouse, On Turning Her Up In Her Nest With The Plough
Robert Burns

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, 
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!

I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.

That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!

But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An'lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
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Technical Difficulties: Please Stand By
Thursday, March 24, 2011
I'm having internet and phone problems; hope to be back on by this weekend, but no guarantees
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Happy Birthday darling. Hope you have a great day.

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Thank you for the photo comment, my lovely....hope life is being good to you xxx
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I wish you and yours all the best in the upcoming year!

"Fly baby fly!"

Much love,
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This holiday season and the year to come I pray for much laughter, fabulous food, a multitude of blessings, and most important--many-many loved ones and friends for you for the year to come. 

Much love,

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Have a great day darling xoxoxoxox
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Happy Birthday Laff have a wonderful day

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Hey Bud Happy Birthday    On this the day of your naming may God bless you and keep you safe  may he watch over you today and all your days to come    be safe and enjoy       Al n Kandie
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Thank you for your comment and support my friend!

*nudges Laff just cause*

Have fun,
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I hope that you have a fabulous holiday weekend with your loved ones and friends.  I hope that you are able to enjoy delicious food and drink to your fill.

Much love,

P.S.  The pic is a chocolate and bacon egg.
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