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UNusual & off the wall! :-P
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Well... it's unusual for others... but QUITE usual for me. I'm just a nut with a sense of humor (often a warped sense of humor) that likes to have fun. And, fear not, I'm a pervert only if you WANT me to be. I may be a perv at times... but I'm not of the desperate, trolling, leghumping variety HaHa.
I like to goof off, act like a perv, joke around, laugh, make others laugh & just have fun. I'll make fun of just about anything, including myself. I think too many people are too uptight anymore to have much fun.
I'm looking for fun females for whatever good times may arise (online, or maybe offline... who knows). But, only NATURAL females... not doctor-made females that were once males. LOL
If you're female & any of this sounds like fun to you, cum out & play. CUM out, CUM out, where ever you are. If you'd like, find me in chat sometime, or send me a message & tell me about yourself & let me know how to get in contact with you.
I'm sometimes in the #bedroom chat room. Feel free to get in touch if you'd like to chat or if you have any questions or anything. If you see me in chat & say something & I don't reply... I might not be paying attention to the window. Feel free to message me if you'd like.
Bye for now.
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I *HATE* this time of year
Friday, February 6, 2015
I *HATE* this time of year. My birthday is coming up, which I hate. I don't care about getting a year older. I'm not going to try to have the same birthday repeatedly, trying to forever fake being younger or anything. So, that's not the issue.
A few years back, a relative died around my bday. The following year, a friend from high school died around my bday. Then, in between those 2 bdays, my best friend / closest person to me / the girl I felt for years that I was meant to spend my life with... died right before my sister's bday. And a few months before all of that, I had to have my cat put to sleep.
So, I just really do not care for birthdays anymore. They're just really not fun anymore. Any time a bday rolls around, I just wonder what's going to happen next. It's been a death filled crapfest of a miserable few years. :-S
I'm looking forward to The Walking (& Talking) Dead starting up again the day after my bday & Vikings starting up again later in Feb. Looking forward to those much more than my damn bday. Have to try to enjoy the small things, since my luck with bigger things has been pretty terrible.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Conan O'Brien said there's an app being made to teach guys how to perform oral sex on women... by licking their phone... And I had heard before about apps that can be used to make your phone function as a vibrator... REALLY makes me want to think twice before using someone else's phone!
Can you imagine someone trying to explain why their phone's all wet & nasty? Or, when their phone gets ruined from getting wet & gunked up... Can you imagine them trying to explain what happened to customer service? LMAO.
ATTENTION: Please DO NOT...
Thursday, March 6, 2014
A clean beaver...
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Carol just killed Carl, then Rick!!!
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Holy crap! Carol just killed Carl, and then absolutely killed the crap out of Rick! I guess she changed her mind & REALLY wanted her watch back! HaHa.
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