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I recently changed my profile to include all genders under seeks and my interests to just friends.

I don't limit my friendships in real life based on gender, race, or sexual preferences. So why would I do it here?

For the record, I'm a straight man who loves the company of all interesting, positive people regardless, but when it comes to my sexual preferences...

I really, and only, love the ladies.
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Aw, what the hell.
I've been on this site for a while. Thought I'd start shooting my mouth off!
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I know I'm a little late but...
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
   I would like to congratulate Micheal Douglas for licking cancer! Way to go and God bless. 
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Fucking clowns.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
  We have all learned, over the last forty years or so, how how to deal with zombies.

  Clowns? Well that's a different matter altogether...

  My advice?

  When faced with a mob of angry clowns,stay calm, and then go straight for the juggler.   
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Look on the bright side.
Thursday, November 8, 2012

   As a Libertarian, yes I voted for Gary Johnson, my friends are pretty much split evenly left and right, and yes, I get a load of shit from all of them.

   For my friends on the left, a sincere congratulations for getting out and showing the the world how a true democracy works. In my eyes you are patriots, true Americans.

   For my friends on the right... Don't fret too much. According to the all knowing Mayans, the world will end before that commie pinko ever sees his second term!

   So YAY!


ps props to Washington and Colorado for gettin'  their "420" on!
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It's just a quiet island town of about 27,000 people... then we get naked!
Friday, November 2, 2012
And the population swells to about 100,000 for a week around Halloween!

Gotta love this town.
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Rum Front
Saturday, June 23, 2012
That's what we call it here.

Weather wise it is called a tropical wave, and we get them often this time of year. 

We have two seasons here. The dry season, from December until May, and the wet season, June through November.  

What we usually don't get is six days of rain ranging from a constant mist to a near record breaking three inches per hour of...

Holy shit the Gods have decided to destroy us with bolts of lightning from horizon to horizon and claps of thunder that shake our homes and scare (literally) the shit out of our pets all over the floor kind of wrath!

The Gods usually save that kind of thing until August and September when we have tuned up our generators and stocked up on dry goods and bottled water.

So our first rum front came early this year. 

So what's a rum front you ask? Well...

The fishermen don't fish, the scuba divers don't dive, the painters and construction workers don't paint or construct. All the restaurants with patios and hotels on the beach are left with patrons with nothing left to do but drink and fuck.

Judging by the looks of most of them they must perform the former before even considering the latter. Here, rum is the drink of choice and working at a liquor store I can tell you we have sold hundred of gallons of it this last week!

Now here is the funny part.

Our tropical wave has been upgraded to a tropical storm thus earning a name.

They have dubbed her Debby.

She is sitting dead center in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and by all predictions, heading west. She is blowing at around fifty knots and in the next few days may intensify.

If she does, and reaches shore, she will drench south and central Texas.

So that is the basis of my first screenplay...

"Debby does Dallas, again!"

I hope she blows you as good as she blew us! We're still soaking wet!

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happy thanksgiving
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Look Out!!  Here comes a big old smooch!

Happy Valentine’s Day ~

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oh holy night

da starz dey iz a-shiiiiiinin’

it iz da night

dat i brings down da tree…


Merry Christmas

From PhoenixFyre 

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                                Happy Halloween!

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Added: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:49pm
Miss you !!!

~ naughts xox

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Yay, you entered the contest! And scored a 10! Just glad you didn't wear your baggy old speedo.

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Naughty's comment is like the tree in the forest. When I leave your page will that rocker still be harassing that poor man?
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Dear god I wish I didn’t give a fuck as much as this woman.

Oh my god. Am I allowed to make this nameless person my new hero?

Lol omg I just died lolol 
Added: Friday, June 29, 2012 12:53am

Hey baby, your hard drive leaves me breathless. Lets bonk, boink, bongo-bongo.
Added: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:20am
Uh, I just added you to my "must bonk" list.
I think it's time you visited those relatives in Philadelphia.
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