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I am very new to this site and just dipping my toe in the dating pool..
seems to be shrinking mainly coz all the men I drool over live on the other side of the planet.
What I'd give to have just an hour with some of the men on here...mmmm!
I am so happy that I still got my Mojo going on at 54....and hopefully for at least another 20 yrs...what fun could be had in that time frame....so if you want to say Hi...drop me a line and I promise I will answer all mail...
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Dream a little
Update 5/01/2012....It is apparent to me that I am no good at this game...never wanted to be good at this game...so I return to my old ways: Be who you are...Live with what you have and Do what you can and.... dream a bit!
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If I had a dick and you had a pussy!
Saturday, February 11, 2012
I was talking to my best male friend  last night, we were pondering, or maybe I was pondering and he was just getting a little frightened ...why I want to penetrate a man's ass. I jokingly said, "maybe it's because I'm a gay man in a woman's body"... rarahaha.. but then as I thought about it more, I wondered if it had to do with me wanting to know what it feels like to have a dick! To be able to penetrate those inner sanctums with an appendage of my own... to be the one doing the inserting as opposed to being the one inserted into.

Please don't get my wrong most awesomest of bloggers and readers and watchers and lurkers and stalkers! I LOVE being a woman. I love being filled, feeling a hard cock as it slides in, filling me up til I gasp with pleasure and contentment (yes, being filled up sometimes does deliver a feeling of contentment, for me anyway), but what must it feel like to be the filler-upper? I've oft wondered what sensations a man feels on his cock while sliding into that wet, warm, slippery, tight hole. And what does it feel like when he's spurting his thick, juicy hot cum inside my mouth, pussy, or otherwise. I've asked ex-boyfriends to describe it to me, but I don't think there is anyway to know for sure unless you are experiencing it first hand.

(holy crap, I just filled my wine glass too full, and almost spilled it on my laptop...that would have been a disaster)

Anyway, let me try to imagine this for a moment..doo da doo, doo doo da doo...I'm a man, I have a penis, it's getting hard, there is pre-cum dripping out, and I'm about to slide it into my partner's inviting, pink, lovely, tight hole. I'm thinking that there would be a feeling of anticipation at first, followed by power and warmth, like a good, tight hug. Then the stroking begins and I'm getting excited at how good it feels.. she's moaning and squeezing me tighter with each long stroke. Every inch of my cock feels secure and warm and amazing, but the head especially, as it hits her inner most sanctum is tingling and swelling, and it feels so good, that I want to fuck her harder, feel more of her, until I realize that faster and harder doesn't always mean better, so I slow down, feeling every inch of her pussy as it takes me in, slowly penetrating her, pulling almost all the way out, so I feel her lips open each time I pull my cock out and put in all the way back in again. I'm trembling and squirming, fighting the urge to cum, because it is so warm and so wet and holding onto me as if her life depends on the sensations I am giving her...and I want her to feel good too. I pay attention to the moans and groans she makes, and feel her pussy pull me in as she lifts her ass off the bed (yes, I'm imagining I'm doing this in missionary position), and I feel her hands on my ass as she pulls me in to her as close as we can get, pubic bone to pubic bone, and for a moment we stop moving altogether, and I'm all the way in her, and she's has completely enveloped me, and it feels safe and warm and tight and wet. And that's it, I am going to cum, and I can feel it as my semen starts pumping it's way out of my shaft, and I feel warm and hot and tingly and my entire shaft gets harder, and my head feels so sensitive and I explode and it's like all of the tension in my body is being released from my cock, and I shiver, shake and moan and it's like a bullet being shot from a gun that's just a little too small, but expands to let the bullet shoot out of it.. and then I collapse...

Okay, that was my attempt at imagining what it would be like to have a cock and to fuck and cum inside a lovely pussy. Was I anywhere close to explaining it as it actually feels?

And another thing... and this is what I really want to know from both men and women.. have you ever imagined what it would be like to be the opposite sex? If only for a day to be able to know what it feels like to be fucked in a way you've never been fucked before?? To be the inserter, or the insertee? Gosh, please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about this or imagined this in delightful detail!

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Things are not always as they seem
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Once upon a time there were two brothers
­One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble ­
­The other brother however, was very good. ­
­He was alwayskind to animals, helped elderly neighbors,and led an exemplary life.
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­As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. ­
­The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. ­
­The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
­One day the evil brother died.
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­Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. ­
­He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
­One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me but I have not ­
­seen him here in heaven."
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­God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending
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­eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."
­"I'm sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and
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­wish I could see him again."
­"You can see him if you wish," God said.
­"I will give you the power to gaze into hell."
­So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother ­
­sitting on a bench.
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­In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.
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­The good brother turned to God and said,
­"I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a  ­keg of beer in one arm
­and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot
­be that bad."
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­God explained. "Things are not always as they seem............... The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."
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But this isn't what you promised in your profile!!!!
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Those steaming hot pics of your savoury stiffened sword--in battle mode and ready to conquer my trembling loins!!! Oh, yes, YES damn it! How I waited in anticipation for a time you could escape from your wife that foolishly snubs your vital manhood and magical elixir .
I pluck and shave and starve and clean and wait and wait.

And there you are. In all your glory. But something seems amiss--???

Where sir, are your teeth? And yes, certainly a handsome macho buck--back in those young carefree days.But what happened to your sword? No longer the glorious weapon of joy and tears and shuddering delights.
But a fucking DOT that does not even taste fresh or sweet.
Is this what Low T does to a man?
Please I beg of you--don't melt in my mouth or  in my hand--but make a quick beeline to your wife while you still can!!
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Have you??
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
Closed your eyes and trusted  -  just trusted
Have you ever looked fear in the face?
And said you just don’t care.
It’s only half past the point of no return
The tip of the iceberg
The sun before the burn
The thunder before the lightning
And the breath before the pause
Have you ever felt this way?
Have you ever hated yourself for starring at the phone?
You’re whole life waiting on the ring to prove you’re not alone
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside?
It’s only half past oblivion
The hourglass on the table
The walk before the run
The breathe before our kiss
And the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?
Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself will it ever get better than tonight?

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Dream a little!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Update 5/01/2012....It is apparent to me that I am no good at this game...never wanted to be good at this game...so I return to my old ways: Be who you are...Live with what you have and Do what you can and.... dream a bit!
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 Misskrissy=Biggoddes you are amazingly hot,horny and very sexy......
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