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Looking for a date...Someone who enjoys the same or similar activities, as well as being sexually active. I'm looking for someone with similar interests and appetites, with an intimate relationship a definite possibility with the right person. I am a married white male in an open relationship. We have a great marriage with great sex, but both of us also enjoy variety. My wife knows I'm here and approves. She is also a member. I am employed full time as an Industrial Electrician and am looking for a white female for fun and dating, hopefully developing into a friend with benefits. No strings, no drama, just good companionship and good sex. I enjoy country, classic rock and classical music. I also like concerts, opera, ballet and live theater. I like Shakespeare, murder mysteries and Tom Clancy novels. My hobbies are fishing, camping, hiking, backpacking, hunting, riding my motorcycle and working out on occasion. I have been known to attend craft shows, swap meets, street fairs and farmers markets. I have volunteered as an usher at a local small theater. I enjoy dining out or just staying home and watching TV or DVD’s. I like to travel in the US and abroad. I have been to Canada, Mexico, Venice and Verona Italy, and London.
If any of this sounds interesting to you, I would like to hear from you. Not everything I enjoy is on my profile. I'm just a fun guy to be with, as well as a gentleman. And, in case you're wondering, all the parts work. Thanks for looking at my profile.
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Why I am Pyramus.
I recently had a question from a very neat Lady
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--  YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
 A dominant is a ruler, but never a tyrant.
But to rule requires understanding, and understanding requires humility.

A dominant has pride, but never arrogance.
But pride requires dignity, and dignity requires humility.

A dominant commands respect, but never fear.
But respect requires serenity, and serenity requires humility.

A dominant employs strength, but never force.
But strength requires knowledge, and knowledge requires humility.

A dominant criticises, but never derides.
But criticism requires insight, and insight requires humility.

A dominant receives, but never takes.
But receiving requires giving, and giving requires humility.

A dominant completes, but never tries to alter.
But to complete one must be able to see what is there, not what is missing, and this most of all requires humility.

In short, to use an archaic phrase, noblesse oblige. If a dominant is the centre of a submissive's universe, it is because she thinks so, not because he does. No one is respected, let alone obeyed, just coz. The truth of the matter is that owning is at least as much work as being owned.

Author: J. Mikael Togneri ©

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Friday, March 6, 2009

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150
in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your
pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many
years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy > with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for .95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold

And then the fight started....

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not
as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started....

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? It
warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No,"
she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't
even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd
like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher
Tuesday, February 10, 2009

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cows stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, "cause I"m dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That"s simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?" The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it"s to hang your pants on."

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Why I am Pyramus.
Monday, February 9, 2009

I recently had a question from a very neat Lady as to the origin of my Nick here on Sexyads. I had thought about explaining this in a blog before as others in my past had asked the same question. About 8 years ago I was in a great live in relationship with an English Teacher who taught me about Shakespeare. We went to movies, plays and the Shakespearean Festival in Cedar City UT. After some months we went our separate ways.
While I was attempting to register on different dating sites I kept getting messages that the nick I was trying to use was already taken. It became frustrating to keep getting the same type of messages from different sites as I tried to chose a nick.
Within the play A Midsummer’s Night Dream is a play called Pyramus and Thisbe. This is a story about young lovers who live in a joining apartments with their parents and are forbidden to meet. They are able to talk to each other through a crack or chink in a common wall. They finally agree to meet.
As I was reading this play I discovered that I had much in common with them as I was attempting to do what they were doing and that was to contact another love or lover. I began to equate the wall as the many miles of distance that separated myself and prospective loves and lovers and the internet dating sites as the chink in the wall by which we would talk and plan to meet. Hence I became PYRAMUS.
If you think about it we are all like Pyramus and Thisbe. All searching across the miles for loves, lovers or intimate encounters.
May you all find all that you are looking for.

Thank you Maureen and Jayce for this great site. I have met many wonderful people here including my wife pudlmom.

PS. there is a an internet site that will show a short spoof of Pyramus and Thisbe that was done by the Beatles in the 60’s. Very funny. Not sure if I can post the link here but if Maureen will not allow this than contact me and I will arrange to get it to you.

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looking for the damn cake, but it is hiding from me!  anyway, hope you had an appropriate gift.

the fuzzy teddy bear,

Added: Sunday, May 9, 2010 7:18am

Happy Birthday, my dear friend!  Many more!  Now go do something positively naughty!
Added: Saturday, May 8, 2010 9:18pm
Hi sweetheart!  Just heard from pudlmom about your surgery!  I hope you get well very soon....
Added: Saturday, January 9, 2010 7:34am
 Happy Birthday my sweet sexy friend!  Enjoy your special day.   
Added: Saturday, May 9, 2009 5:22am
Thanks for the kind wishes my friend, and thank you for keeping me amused on the forum!
Added: Wednesday, April 1, 2009 12:18pm
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