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Who are you?

If you read a daily newspaper, I may fall in love. If you remember the Beatles and the black and white Twilight Zone TV show, I will lose all control and might slobber on you. If your subjects and verbs agree, I will cook you omelets and pour you champagne.

If you know what you like, ask for what you want, are funny, serious, sarcastic, smart, passionate, lusty, and open, then we should chat and see what adventures we can have.

Who am I?

I am a separated male, and have been living on my own for two years. The divorce is scheduled for next Thursday (I hope). I am seldom crazy and work at not being any kind of jerk. Of course, if I were a jerk, would I know?

I like to look my best, but I am hardly judgmental of others; character, lust, humor, and brains are far sexier than appearances.

Physically, I am fit, go to the gym, but am not a muscle-builder or anything remotely close to that. I like to smile, and have been told that my eyes, smile, chest (hairy) and legs are my best features.

Writing, reading, music, movies, sailing and conversation are my favorite hobbies. Sexually, I like all the high school erotic joys... necking, parking, slow dancing (topless is nice),.. and then adult passion, adventure and invention, in bed, the shower, outdoors....

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women's clothing has a size "zero." is the message that ideal women weigh nothing? brains beat beauty every time. Madeline Albright is sexier than Brittany Spears. sex is better than logic, but i can't prove it. why are movies becoming less sexually explicit, but more explicitly violent? whatever happened to the idea that politics is the art of compromise? what makes "World of Warcraft" a Christmas gift? Would you rather have sex with an attractive stranger or a good friend who is more ordinary looking?
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true or false?
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
true or false -- every 25 year old woman should have a 50 year old man at least once.

true or false - every 25 year old man should have a 50 year old woman at least once.
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is it safe to date a "lost" watcher?
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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moving to south dakota
Monday, February 1, 2010
i have been a life long east coaster, munching on bagels, knishes, and philly soft pretzels, enjoying cheesteaks, going to new york for theater and art, driving to baltimore for crab and to admire the sailboats in the harbor. i love the ben franklin parkway, the mall in washington, dc, fells point, the tarrytown, ny....

but, work calls, and i'm moving to south dakota, near the black hills, badlands, and mount rushmore. it is exciting, anxiety producing, wonderful and scary.

most of all, i'm looking forward to making friends, both "vertical" and "horizontal."

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I love your ad!  I think your dog is really cute too.  :)

Best of luck in your search.
Added: Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:47pm
'daily irony supplement'?  that's hilarious!
now...  where do you get them?

Added: Monday, February 1, 2010 11:05pm
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